drunkards
i did mention in my first blog that i work as bar staff. i think it is quiet an interesting job and you get to meet the wierdest people who i don`t think i would`ve had met otherwise. there are people who come to the bar to have few drinks, and there are people who come to do everything else but to drink. this post is dedicated to all the people who i`ve served especially the very distinctive ones who i`ll never ever forget.
bar crawler 1............................ mr. stinkbomb.
he`s the sort who`s already made rounds of all the pubs in the vicinity,gulped down innumerable pints of lager and probably pitchers of spirits. you can sense him from a 5 mtr radius`cause of the unmistakeble smell of all kinds of alcohol mixed together. his ultimate goal in life is to push himself to the max and see how many more drinks he can take before throwing up all over the place.
Bar crawler 2.......................... I`m on an evening walk.
these are the kinds who would walk the lengths of the bar, closely observing every thing and everyone. it just seems they are on a weight loss programme. will walk out within one hour of entering the bowl.
Bar Crawler 3.........................I`m obsessed with prices.
i hate this kind. they get on 2 my nerves and make me wanna rip my arm off just so that i have something to throw at them. I think they have serious lack in life. they`ll come along, looking as if hey are desperate for a pint or a whole crate of smirnoff ice, but actually they are mentally calculating the time it would take to irritate the person behind the bar. hate these kind.
As of now just this much. will come up with some more later on. adios. drink responsibly
bar crawler 1............................ mr. stinkbomb.
he`s the sort who`s already made rounds of all the pubs in the vicinity,gulped down innumerable pints of lager and probably pitchers of spirits. you can sense him from a 5 mtr radius`cause of the unmistakeble smell of all kinds of alcohol mixed together. his ultimate goal in life is to push himself to the max and see how many more drinks he can take before throwing up all over the place.
Bar crawler 2.......................... I`m on an evening walk.
these are the kinds who would walk the lengths of the bar, closely observing every thing and everyone. it just seems they are on a weight loss programme. will walk out within one hour of entering the bowl.
Bar Crawler 3.........................I`m obsessed with prices.
i hate this kind. they get on 2 my nerves and make me wanna rip my arm off just so that i have something to throw at them. I think they have serious lack in life. they`ll come along, looking as if hey are desperate for a pint or a whole crate of smirnoff ice, but actually they are mentally calculating the time it would take to irritate the person behind the bar. hate these kind.
As of now just this much. will come up with some more later on. adios. drink responsibly

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